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Song to the church, which should become the official Church of England
What the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is all about!
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The Gosple of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Here is the Word of God! Craig Stubbs is an Ordained Minister in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster! AARRGH!
Hugh Janus a blue bear prays to the Flying Spaghetti Monster